I've rewritten the lyrics to Sir Mix-a-lot's booty anthem Baby Got Back. Please sing along:

I like big dimples and I can not lie
You other sista's can't deny
That when a boy walks in, lookin for a taste
With a divet in his face
You get sprung!
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take yo picture
My homegirls tried to warn me
But with that face, you gots me so forlorny.
Ooh Face-o'-smooth-skin
You gotta big fat pen?
Well use it, so you can use me
I'll take you for a ride in the hooptie.
I like them real deep and cute
With a nice smelling neck to boot
So give me that toothy 'tude
Cause you ain't like the average dude
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
Has your boy toy got them lines? (Hell yeah)
Tell him to crack it (crack it), Crack it (crack it)
Crack that big ol' smile.
Baby got dimple!
(scratchin' my 12-inch record)
Baby... got... dimple!
Little bit nimble and he got much dimple.
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