Oh...my... god. Seriously. I just screamed really loudly. Effing Andy Baldwin, Mr. Officer and a Gentleman Bachelor, has his own website. Ok yes, so do I. But I do not have a press link, a bio, and a contact so that I can come speak at your cougar convention, which must be where he met Miss Marla Maples. I'm throwing up, I'm gagging on a spoon, I'm over it. Ew. I mean really? You were on a dating reality show and now you are qualified to speak to rooms full of people about how to succeed in life without trying? Oh I get it... be a contestant on a reality show. Bingo. Money. Anyway, check it out: www.andybaldwin.com.
P.S. I found this site because I was searching for a pic of him with his new girlfriend: ex-wife of The Donald, mother of Tiffany (named after her favorite jeweler I'm sure), and publicity-seeking attention whore. Why in the world would she go out with him? He's young, hot, and famous. OK, let's reverse that question: Why would he go out with her? Money, famous friends, personal key to Mar-a-Lago? I really don't get it. But whatevs. I could tell he was a cheddar king from the get-go and I just knew his days with Tessa were numbered. I wonder what she'll think of his Amish-ish family in Pennsylvania?
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