Last Weekend in August

By the numbers... the reasons I'm smiling today! ;-)

1. Times I've pee-ed today, most likely b/c I'm still dehydrated from Sat night's outing with Alla and Matt.
2. Diet cokes on my desk that are open and that I'm drinking from.
3. Bottles of Crystal Geyser spring water on my desk, one of which I'm also drinking from.
4. Zits on my face, from not washing it when I nose-dived into my bed on Sat night.
5. Articles on bioterrorism I've read today for the giant 40-page report I have due on Wednesday.
6. Emails I haven't opened yet from match.com b/c I can't bear another lame message from some 50 year-old who obviously did not read my profile.
7. Servings of carbs I ate today for lunch... chinese food with rice, egg roll, and wantons.
8. Pounds I feel like are sitting in a giant roll on my tummy from too much food and drink and no exercise this weekend.
9. The time I finally rolled out of bed this morning after lying wide awake until after 3AM.
10. Miles I should run tonight but most likely number of cookies I will eat instead.

  19.  Months I've been working at UCLA before I was forced to get a student/faculty  ID today to check out articles from the library b/c the prepubescent slacker working behind the circulation desk didn't believe I was really legit. He actually told me that I might be ordering articles online and then selling them to people who aren't affiliated with the university. Do I look that desperate for a few extra bucks?

  46.  Times I've thought about taking a nap today. 

Comments

[Alla]

120. Dollars spent on drinks at the Abbey Sat night because we weren't drunk enough after those two picthers of Margs at Marix.

[Can't remember my name]

Honestly after the shenanigans of Saturday night I just remembered my name today....I have no idea what has transpired in the past 4 days but whatever was in the shots that Alla FORCED us to drink, knocked me out! I think the girls fed me a date rape drug and took advantage....