About Me

So many stories to tell, so few lines. I'm originally from Texas, yee-haw! Grew up in a fertile family which means I'm not an only child... not even close. I AM the only one living outside of Dallas though which makes me special!

I love shopping online especially for sale items, going for a run, emoticons, watching reality TV, and talking about bodily functions. My dog Berkeley is my best friend, but you probably already knew that. She rules!!!!!!!!!

Some people say I'm crazy and a bit off-color. I like to say I'm creative and outgoing. I'm very pasty and white as I was so rudely reminded of this past weekend.

I aspire to be a famous writer and a struggling napper, but most likely will end up as a famous napper and struggling writer. Please support me when I'm down and out as well as when I'm walking the red carpet. If you know any good dirt on me, keep it to yourself... I'm connected to the Persian mafia, at least the reps in Beverly Hills. Plus I'm a scorpio and I can issue a fatwa at a moment's notice.

Thanks to family, friends, allies and enemies for your endless source of material. I hope you enjoy the way it's processed and spit back out of my brain. If I offend anyone I apologize in advance, and I look forward to your comments and posts!

Happy blogging!